Happy Thanksgiving!

Nov 26, 2020 at 01:00 am by -gToon


From everyone here at Renderosity Magazine, we'd like to wish you and your friends/family a very happy and safe Thanksgiving. In honor of this delicious holiday we'd like to offer a poem written from the perspective of the Turkey. 

A TURKEY SPEAK

by Oliver Herford

I have never understood
why anyone would
roast the turkey
and shuck the clams
and crisp the croutons
and shell the peas
and candy the sweets
and compote the cranberries
and bake the pies
and clear the table
and wash the dishes
and fall into bed
when they could sit back
and enjoy a hamburger.






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